ADVERTENCE

WARNING:
Some people have declared they saw a sácerdot, but it´s probably a false one, an impostor. You will recognize THE Sácerdot just by his unique brightly presence, all the light that came out of his clothes and for his shiny bikini.

Caution! This is probably the well known cornflake-admittance fake.

We barely have to say that the floripóndous, mount-climber, gárgolic, ginger-gengibric-tasted, arlequineous, park-hopperous, sanctus-sirituous, cranberry-fornicable sácerdot doesn´t need no presentation, so we don´t have to give no other characteristics, YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY, JUST FEEL HIM AND YOU WILL KNOW.

If you see this false motherfuckerous person, try to warn at the closest authority or, if you have no choice, kill him with a silver bullet or a big-nasty-cock-shaped-greasy wooden stake.

HOLLY JESUS! BENEDICT SÁCERDOT! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE HELP US! SAVE US FROM THIS SUFFERING AND KILL THAT AWFUL IMPOSTOR!